PinnedDrew ElliotRecipe of the Week: My Deranged Grandmother’s Tuna Melt SandwichIt sucks just like her·4 min read·Feb 2, 2021--3--3
PinnedDrew ElliotinMuddyUmThis Year’s Super Bowl Ads Will Make You Wish You Were DeadLesser-known companies are spending big on air time·4 min read·Feb 5, 2021--1--1
PinnedDrew ElliotinMuddyUmThe ChapStick You Thought You’d Lost Just Walked Back Into Your LifeNew passions colliding with old·4 min read·Jan 25, 2021--1--1
PinnedDrew ElliotinThe HavenWhich of Your Kitchen Appliances are Potential Insurrectionists?You’re not just paranoid. These traitors are out to destroy you.·3 min read·Jan 15, 2021--2--2
Drew ElliotinThe HavenDisney Superfan Unhappy with Flamboyant Characters at Florida Drag ShowThere’s something weird going on here and I don’t like it one bit·4 min read·Jun 3, 2021----
Drew ElliotinThe HavenBipartisan Government InactionAn Oval Office dust-up among America’s dustiest leaders·4 min read·May 13, 2021----
Drew ElliotinThe HavenReturn to Normal: Reacquainting Yourself with the Rules of Social EngagementIt’s been a long year and everyone could use a refresher·5 min read·May 6, 2021----
Drew ElliotinThe HavenBritish Intelligence Officer Refuses Vaccination Passport007’s body, 007’s choice·4 min read·Apr 19, 2021----
Drew ElliotinThe HavenDon’t Get Drafted Into America’s Culture WarTake these steps to avoid an embarrassing death on the most ridiculous of battlefields·4 min read·Mar 24, 2021----
Drew ElliotInterview: Father Shares His Thoughts on Critical Race Theory in Schools*If possible·5 min read·Mar 23, 2021----