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It sucks just like her

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My grandmother worked outside the parameters of standard grandmothering protocol. There wasn’t a white hair on her head. She didn’t sit in a rocking chair and watch her, “stories.” There were no knitting needles or Reader’s Digests lying around her house. She ate dinner at 9pm, not 2 in the…

HUMOR | SATIRE

Lesser-known companies are spending big on air time

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With mammoth corporations like Budweiser and Coca-Cola bowing out of Super Bowl advertising this year, the door has been left wide open for smaller companies to get in on the action. And absolutely blow it.

The NFL’s big game is right around the corner, which usually means it’s time to…

SATIRE

There’s something weird going on here and I don’t like it one bit

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Brian Townhouse has loved Snow White for as long as he can remember. At an early age, the Pittsburgh native was, “lovingly forced,” to watch the animated classic by his mother, a relentless, nine-fingered butcher’s assistant named Martha.

“She loved that movie so much that she wanted me to love…

SATIRE | HUMOR

It’s been a long year and everyone could use a refresher

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With vaccines rolling out at hyperspeed and COVID-19 slowly becoming less and less terrifying, social restrictions are beginning to loosen — along with society’s anxiously clenched sphincter. Before long, we’ll be back to spending time with other people. Belch-filled sports bars. Musty libraries. Awkward wedding receptions with an unreasonable number…

Drew Elliot

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